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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

A Week in the Life of a Charlton Fan

From Thursday 9th December to Tuesday 14th December, Charlton will be playing 3 games in 6 days:

Thurs 9th - Luton (A) FA Cup 2nd Round Replay (live on ESPN)
Sun 12th - Walsall (H) NPower League One
Tues 14th - Brentford (A) Johnstone's Paint Trophy Area Semi-Final (live on Sky)

Of course, I will be trawling around London (and a bit beyond) following the boys. These 6 days will define our season. On Thursday, a lucrative FA Cup 3rd Round tie away at White Hart Lane awaits the victors. On Sunday, Charlton are likely to be playing to regain their automatic promotion spot as all the other League One teams play on either Friday or Saturday. On Tuesday, we will be playing for a spot in the Johnstone's Paint Trophy Area Final against either Bristol Rovers or Exeter City.

How will Parky rotate the squad to deal with playing such a ridiculous number of games in such a short space of time? What games will he prioritise? Who will be the heroes and villains in the cup games, and can the boys motivate themselves to play the league's bottom team at home inbetween? Only time will tell.....

DAY ONE - Thursday 9th December 2010

I was going to this game with my girlfriend, Serena. We set off with plenty of time to spare, hoping to hit an away fans pub near the ground. I was feeling a bit nervous about the game and fully expected extra-time/penalties after Luton outplayed our side at The Valley. The prize of a trip to White Hart Lane was huge. Not only would it mean a big payday for the club, it would be a great day out for the players and the fans and also the chance to test ourselves against the 4th best side in the country.

We didn't see any Charlton fans on the train or at the station when we arrived. And to make things worse, Luton is an absolute dive. The signs were ominous and as we made our way past ruined terraced houses, dodgy kebab shops and shady male barbers where you'd be more likely to come out with AIDs than a decent haircut, the ground and its floodlights were nowhere to be seen (this was to be explained later...).

We found a Charlton fan on the corner of one of the streets who directed us to a Wetherspoons he had been in, so we gave it a go. The first pint went down fine, but by the time we had finished our drinks, the pub was filling up with Luton fans who did not seem to like the look of my Charlton shirt. We set off for a pub that had been designated as an "away" pub on a website. Number of other Charlton fans in there? Zero. We had no choice but to return to the Spoons and put up with the unwelcome feeling. From there, we set off for the ground.

I had read that going into the ground was like walking into a person's house, but had presumed that it was at least a bit of an exaggeration. It wasn't. The turnstile almost could have been someone's front door. As we walked the stairs to the stand, we walked over people's gardens and could see their washing hanging on the line. Upon entering the stand, it was almost astonishing to see seats and a decent-looking football pitch. The ground would be fairly hostile if it were not for one of the stands that runs the length of the pitch being exclusively for executive boxes which, unsurprisingly, were mostly empty.

The ESPN cameras scaled the stands as the players walked out and the boys looked confident, unbeaten in 11 games. However, with Charlton nothing is ever easy and my slight pessimism about our ability to see off the non-league outfit seemed entirely justified as the Hatters bossed the first half. Just as I thought it was coming up to half time, my fears were realised as Luton went one up by poking one in from a goalmouth scramble. I had seen enough for one half, and the dry roasted peanuts from Spoons were playing havoc with my stomach, so, thinking only a minute or two remained in the half at most, I decided to see if Luton's conveniences were in keeping with the ground as a whole.

To my surprise, they were actually alright. But, as I settled down, programme in hand, a large cheer went up. I immediately thought we had gone two down, as there was no way we looked like scoring. However, as the chants of "we only need one shot" went up, I realised that we must have scored. I was half-ecstatic, half-gutted to have missed the goal. It is hard to feel both emotions at once - perhaps something you can only feel if you're having a dump at a football game when your team scores. Half-time was nervy as after 135 minutes of football, there was still nothing to separate us from a non-league team. I still felt extra-time fast approaching, and, even more worryingly, Luton had looked by far the better team over those 135 minutes.

The second half was to be one of the more enjoyable in my time of watching Charlton. Inexplicably, Luton switched their best player, Drury, from central midfield out to left midfield. We barely saw him, and he looked a shadow of the dominating figure of the previous 2 1/4 hours. We went in front through a nice piece of improvisation by Anyinsah, and my nerves were settled when we gained a 2-goal cushion through a nice deflection off Racon from Jackson's free-kick. We had been in good voice so far, but the songs really picked up, and the chants of "If you're all going Tottenham clap your hands" and "Que sera sera" rang around the away stand. Luton fans seemed resigned to losing, and began chanting "The FA Cup, who gives a fuck, we're Luton Town and we're going up". Normally, it would have been a timely reminder that, for both teams, the league should remain the priority. However, we were in no mood to be reminded of such a tedious fact, and the Charlton fans were buzzing. The final whistle went soon enough and Luton must have wondered how they had thrown the game away and let Charlton see it out so comfortably.

After leaving the ground, the police felt the need to escort us back to the train station after seeing a small confrontation between the two sets of fans as we left the ground. On the walk there, we all had Tottenham on our minds. The question was, could the players forget it and concentrate on the league in time for Sunday?

DAY TWO - Friday 10th December 2010

We headed first thing to the Charlton ticket office at The Valley in the morning to stand in line for Tottenham tickets. Having attended 5 away games already this season (and Serena 4), we qualified for the first round of eligibility, and were not prepared to wait in order to get our hands on the invaluable prize of our win the previous evening. The tickets looked beautiful, and reminded me of the Premiership days when I would go every year to the Spurs away game with my friend's dad who had season tickets there. I left the stadium, not forgetting that I would be returning less than 48 hours later.

DAY FOUR - Sunday 12th December 2010

The team that were 2nd at the start of the weekend at home to the team rooted to the bottom of the table. Surely a foregone conclusion. But nothing is straightforward with Charlton, particularly when you have played less than 72 hours ago and you have the thought of a trip to Tottenham at the back of your mind. I turned up at The Valley with my dad expecting a narrow victory. We couldn't lose this, could we?

I should have known better. In what was undoubtedly one of the worst Charlton performances I have ever seen, we crashed to a 1-0 home defeat against distinctly unimpressive opposition. Parkinson's decision to leave the side unchanged did not pay off, and looked foolish in hindsight. However, it wasn't so much that the players look tired, more that they seemed unmotivated and uninterested at the prospect of playing Walsall when Tottenham awaited. Unfortunately, in my opinion, the blame for this also has to fall at the manager's door.

So, the week hung in the balance. Although we had won a lucrative trip to White Hart Lane - a prize for everyone associated with the club from the board to the players and the fans - we had neglected our bread and butter. One afternoon in North London would not be remembered for as long, or appreciated for nearly as long, as promotion to the Championship. The game at Griffin Park remained to determine whether or not we would ultimately see the week as a success. Getting one tie away from Wembley would go a long way to compensating for the embarrassment felt losing at the Valley to a team that could only muster 114 away fans on a weekend.

DAY SIX - Tuesday 14th December 2010

Griffin Park is one of my favourite grounds. Having visited it earlier in the season for the league outing, I was very pleased when we again drew Brentford in the JPT. The ground is similar to Luton in that it is enveloped by terraced houses. It's just a lot less...shit. The area is nicer and not as intimidating, and the fact that Griffin Park is the only ground that has a pub on every corner definitely helps. Previously we had had time to visit the Griffin, the Royal Oak, the New Inn and the Princess Royal. On this occasion, we only had the time to visit the New Inn, which is traditionally the away pub. I went to this game with my girlfriend's male housemates, taking two of them to their first Charlton game, and one of them to their first football game altogether.

We were running late, so rushed from the New Inn to the away end, dashing along the terraced houses that made up one of the ends of the ground. I attempted to buy a programme on the way, only to realise when we reached the other end of the ground by the Royal Oak that I had given the seller my money, but not taken a programme in my rush. I ran back to claim the edition of "The Bees" that was rightfully mine, before heading to the turnstiles.

I also really like the inside of Griffin Park. The away end is split into a terrace on the lower tier and seats in the upper tier, giving those who prefer to sit and not to be surrounded by the rowdy young fans the chance to enjoy the game just as much as those who, like myself, prefer to stand and sing their hearts out.

The drawbacks of the night out were that the game was a fairly drab affair, dominated by Brentford who were very unlucky not to score. Griffin Park also does not sell beer inside the ground, and if it did, you would be lucky to get it as the queues for the toilets and for food at half time are an absolute nightmare. For one of Serena's housemates, Charlie, it was the second time that he had seen Charlton draw 0-0 in two attempts. Turns out I don't pick out the best games for him...

However, as it was the JPT, we would see penalties at least. Although not being overly bothered by the competition, I still found myself fairly nervous, and very unconfident, with memories of last season's play-off defeat to Swindon on penalties at the Valley still entrenched in my mind.

I was right to be. Charlton were determined that Charlie would not see them score, missing all of their first three penalties (Jackson, Racon, Reid). Luckily, just as it looked like we would crash out 3-0 on penalties, Brentford missed. This gave Gary Doherty the chance to notch up a successful penalty, and restore some degree of respect to the scoreline. Predictably, Gary Alexander, the former Millwall player who loves to taunt the Addicks and always seems to score against us, converted his penalty to send Brentford through to the area final, 3-1 on penalties.

We left, fairly dejected but having enjoyed a good evening out nonetheless. Luckily, this felt nothing like Monday 17th May, almost 7 months ago when Nicky Bailey's spooned penalty consigned us to another season in League One. There was good banter with the Brentford fans back at the station, and a chorus of "The JPT, who gives a fuck, we're Charlton Athletic and we're going up". With thanks to the Luton fans who taught us the song just five days ago.

So, all in all, a strange week. Given these set of results at the start of the week, I'm not sure whether or not I would have taken them. Overall, it is undoubtedly disappointing to go out of one cup and to fall to a humiliating and damaging defeat at home. But, the guaranteed trip to Spurs is an undeniable silver lining to a cloud that would have otherwise been deathly dark. Roll on Saturday 9th January...
Monday, 15 November 2010

League One Best of the Weekend 14/11/10


Team of the Weekend

GK Dean Brill (Oldham)

DR Abu Agogo (Dag & Red)

DC Darren Purse (Sheff Wed)

DC Will Antwi (Dag & Red)

DL Dean Lewington (MK Dons)

MR Dean Cox (Leyton Orient)

MC Ryan Harley (Exeter)

MC Gary Liddle (Hartlepool)

ML Johnnie Jackson (Charlton)

F Lee Martin (Charlton)

F Josh McQuoid (Bournemouth)


Game of the Weekend

Hartlepool 3-1 Brighton

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Two weeks ago, Brighton were flying and looked untouchable. Since then they have been held at home by non-league Woking and on Saturday lost out to lowly Hartlepool. The Monkey Hangers took the lead through Neil Austin before being pegged back by Gary Dicker. The real drama began in the 71st minute when Hartlepool shocked the Seagulls by regaining their advantage through Gary Liddle. Brighton looked certain to restore parity and maintain their 13-game unbeaten streak until Liam Bridcutt received his marching orders in the 77th minute for a horror tackle in the middle of the park. From then on the home side looked more than comfortable and sealed the shock of the weekend by adding a third goal in the 84th minute as young substitute James Poole made his impact on proceedings. The question is, can Brighton recover from this mini-setback, or will they continue to slide and let other teams into the title race?


Player of the Weekend

Josh McQuoid

A second hat-trick in eight days for the Bournemouth striker, who was also called up to the Northern Ireland squad this week. It wasn’t a “perfect hatrick”, but it came very close. His first goal demonstrated his aerial ability as he rose well at the back post to head home a cross. His second goal showed his strikers’ instinct as he stole in with a diving header to turn home another good ball from the left flank. And he completed his hat-trick with a great long range effort which finished off a great team move. An amazing end to a great week for the 20-year old, who hadn’t scored in 9 games before last weekend.


Performance of the Weekend

Charlton Athletic

Before our game against Peterborough, I would have happily taken a point. After a dire display at Barnet and a tight 1-0 win over Southend, both of whom play in League Two, I thought we would have our work cut out playing against a team who last year were plying their trade in the Championship. Posh were a place ahead of us on goal difference, and we don’t normally travel too well. I’m not exactly sure how it happened but somehow we were 4-0 up by half time and saw out the second half with only one minor glitch. An incredible result which takes us up to second in the table and extends our unbeaten run to six games since the devastating defeat to Brighton, which now seems like a distant memory.


Goal of the Weekend

Dale Jennings

He’s done it again. Check out Jennings’ goal from Tranmere’s 1-0 win over Plymouth. He takes the ball from the halfway line, dribbles past about 5 Argyle players and slots the ball into the bottom corner. Exactly the kind of skill we have come to expect from the lad over the start of this season.

Saturday, 6 November 2010

Premier League Predictions

The WwaB team pit their wits against each other to predict the weekend's results: (3 points for a correct score, 1 point for a correct result)

Saturday, 6 November 2010


Bolton v Tottenham 
Westy (2-1) KD (1-1) Dad (1-1) Micro (1-2) Bappo (2-1)


Dad: "Bolton are strong at home and I think Spurs will have a bit of a Champions League hangover, especially after such a massive performance against Inter."

Bappo: "Expect some serious Champions' League hangover. Massive emotionally-charged win on tuesday. And to the Reebok on saturday. No disrespect to Bolton but any manager would find it hard to truly motivate his players for such an occasion."


Birmingham v West Ham
Westy (2-0) KD (2-1) Dad (2-0) Micro (2-0) Bappo (2-1)


Westy: "West Ham have been woeful recently, and with Upson, Da Costa and Noble doubts this looks like a home banker, especially when you consider Birmingham's outstanding record at St Andrews. West Ham need to turn a corner, but it won't happen today."


Blackburn v Wigan 
Westy (2-0) KD (1-0) Dad (2-1) Micro (1-0) Bappo (1-1)


Bappo: "Wigan are better away from home. I expect a similar performance as against Birmingham a few weeks ago (0-0). Or they will lose 4-0. Such is Wigan's season."

Blackpool v Everton 
Westy (2-1) KD (0-1) Dad (1-3) Micro (1-2) Bappo (0-2)


Westy: "It might have been lucky with the early red card changing the game, but I think last Monday's win over WBA marks a watershed for Blackpool at Bloomfield Road. They've played well at home for most of the season but the results haven't been coming - this result will give them a confidence boost. Whilst Everton will put up a fight I'm gonna put my neck out for a home win."

Fulham v Aston Villa 
Westy (1-2) KD (2-1) Dad (1-1) Micro (1-1) Bappo (1-1)


Westy: "Villa under Houllier have to turn a corner at some point, and the fact remains that they don't have a bad team. With both sides missing some of their top players through injury I wouldn't expect a great encounter, but Villa to sneak it through a mashup goal."

Man Utd v Wolverhampton 
Westy (3-1) KD (2-0) Dad (3-0) Micro (2-0) Bappo (2-0)


Westy: "The result's a bit of a no-brainer, although United's reserves did struggle to put Wolves away in the Cup. That said, it's hard to see Mick McCarthy's team resisting a close to full-strength Man Utd side. It will be interesting to see how they cope without this season's talisman Nani however."

Sunderland v Stoke 
Westy (1-2) KD (1-1) Dad (2-0) Micro (2-1) Bappo (1-0)


Dad: "As for Sunderland, derby games are always anomalies and you can guarantee Newcastle won't do as well as that at the Stadium of Light. Stoke are notoriously bad away from home and have only picked up 3 points in 5 games away from the Britannia."


Sunday, 7 November 2010


Arsenal v Newcastle 
Westy (3-0) KD (4-0) Dad (3-0) Micro (3-1) Bappo (3-0)


Westy: "The Carling Cup performance showed the dominance Arsenal had in the pace department over Newcastle. With the big stars returning, the Geordies should be delighted if they manage to sneak a point..... which they won't."

West Brom v Man City 
Westy (1-3) KD (1-4) Dad (2-2) Micro (1-2) Bappo (1-2)


Dad: "West Brom look really good, I like Di Matteo and they were unlucky against Blackpool - a harsh red against Ibanez and a ridiculous tackle from Jara that you can't account for basically ended the contest and even then they still almost nicked a point. On the other hand Man City have lost two on the bounce and I can't see them getting back to winning ways here."

Bappo: "Big fan of RDM's sensible work at West Brom. However Man City need the win, and with reports that Carlos Tevez could be back they should edge this. Three defeats in a row would be a catastrophy for City, and despite a few players' obvious dislike for Mancini they will aim to bounce back. A close win."

Liverpool v Chelsea 
Westy (1-1) KD (1-2) Dad (1-2) Micro (2-1) Bappo (0-2)

Bappo: "Despite playing relatively better over the last few games and finally getting a few wins, Liverpool are just too weak for the likes of Chelsea. The return of Terry will bring back the solid back four of Cashley-JT-Alex-Ivanovic. With a weak Torres, an inexistent Cole and an inconsistent Maxi, the Reds lack the firepower to seriously threaten such a defence. An early goal from Chelsea and the crowd will get restless. Chelsea win."

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Championship Weekly Review - 30/10

All Change at the Top

In a week that saw Tiger Woods finally toppled from the pinnacle of the Golf world hierarchy by England’s Lee Westwood, a major shift of momentum at the top of the Championship table also saw QPR finally replaced as early season front-runners by on form Cardiff City, whilst several unexpected results in the notoriously hard to predict division – often touted as the most exciting in the country – lead to a league table that looked remarkably different at the end of the weekend than at the start.


Game of the Week:

This week’s game of the week was not a hard one to select. Reading’s 4-3 home triumph over Doncaster, involving seven goals and a miraculous comeback by the dogged Royals, was compelling from start to finish. With the two teams beginning the match just one place apart and playing very similar styles, many had predicted a tight contest. However, when Reading took the lead thanks to a rare Matt Mills strike, admittedly fumbled and within yards of the goal, in just the 9th minute it looked as though Reading’s home advantage could lead to an unexpected rout. The disparity, though, did not last long and in the 26th minute James Hayter scored a fantastic header to level matters up.

A 1-1 score-line would have been an acceptable half-time score for both teams, but Reading did not receive such luck as a 42nd minute Martis goal sent them into the break a goal down, with manager Brian McDermott’s team-talk seeming to arouse no immediate fight-back as Shiels struck with a low drive just 5 minutes after the re-start to double the advantage. Suddenly, Doncaster looked as though the team that may be taking an unexpected and simple three points. Jem Karacan, though, had other ideas and a bullet header in the 60th minute left Doncaster ‘keeper, 40 year-old veteran Neil Sullivan, rooted to the spot, and in the 74th minute the teams were level again when a stunning (but quite predictable) Ian Harte free kick evaded not only the wall and Sullivan but a Doncaster man who’d positioned himself on the post.

With time running out and both managers freshening up their line-ups with a flurry of substitutions, a draw began to seem the likely result. However, Simon Church had other ideas, and with 1 minute remaining in normal time a slick one-touch passing move lead to an inviting cross buried at the near post by the Welsh frontman. A fitting finale to an incredible match.


Player of the Week

Jonny Howson. A 15 minute hat-trick and an assist in Leeds United’s impressive 4-1 away defeat of Scunthorpe mean the influential local 22 year-old fully deserves the accolade this week. An inspirational display by the midfielder turned the game on its head in the second half as Leeds regained the lead after Max Gradel’s 8th minute effort had been cancelled out by Scunthorpe’s Byrne on 27. The midfielder notched a further 2 goals in 2 minutes (74, 75) to ensure his team three valuable points following Leeds’ 4-0 thrashing by Cardiff – with a brief, but deserved, mention going to Jay Boothroyd here, who has started the season in inspired form - the week prior.


Local boy Howson celebrates an impressive hat-trick


Individual goal of the Week

Adel Taarabt’s 30 yard screamer narrowly pips Barnsley midfielder Adam Hammill’s impressive long range effort for best individual goal this week. Picking the ball up half way inside Burnley’s half, the ex-Spurs midfielder turned several defenders inside out before unleashing an unstoppable drive that had beaten the ‘keeper before he’d even realised it was struck. Unfortunately for Taarabt and QPR, the team produced very little else for the remainder of the match and Gary Alexander’s spot-kick just before the break was enough to see both teams walk away with a point and help knock Rangers from top-spot.


Adel Taarabt celebrates with the QPR faithful


Team goal of the Week

Team goal of the week this week goes to Reading and Simon Church’s last-minute winner. A spectacular passing move at the easiest of times, but with so little time left on the clock in front of an agitated home crowd and against a team well-known for its concentration and stubbornness, the manner of substitute Church’s 3rd goal of the season must be admired.


Team performance of the Week

Derby County’s fantastic 4-1 win over Watford. A usually unpredictable team, Derby dominated the contest from start to finish, scoring four wonderful goals in the process. A double from the ever-improving Tomasz Cywka, plus two other fine efforts from right-back Brayford and substitute Shefki Kuqi was easily enough to nullify Watford’s all too frequent goal shyness, and ruin debutant Matthew Wichelow’s day following his first goal for the club – following a Xavi-esque through ball by midfielder Stephen McGinn.


Team of the Week:

GK – Keiren Westwood (Coventry City)

RB – Tom Eastman (Ipswich Town)
LB – Ian Harte (Reading)
CB – Ibrahima Sonko (Portsmouth)
CB – Andy O’Brien (Leeds United)
RM – Liam Lawrence (Portsmouth)
LM - Jobi McAnuff (Reading)
CM – Marvin Elliot (Bristol City)
CM – Jonny Howson (Leeds United)
ST – Jay Boothroyd (Cardiff City)
ST – Tomasz Cywka (Derby County)

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Rant of the week. Or when a sloppy cake is better than a Premier League referee.

Without its fair share of controversy football clearly wouldn't be as exciting. The Hand of God, Zidane's head-butt, Waddle's mullet and FIFA's decision to keep an old overweight and corrupt Swiss banker at its head are numerous talking-points which still keep us debating and arguing. So here comes the first of a regular feature. Here comes the first Rant. And God does it deserve a capital R!

As a few of the team at WWaB use contact lenses, we are acutely aware of the trouble of bad eyesight. It is no laughing matter. Trust us, people without their contacts are basically blind. So, here at WWaB, we are starting a petititon to offer free prescription contact lenses to Mark Clattenburg, who happens to be suffering from a pretty severe bout of Old-Trafforditis.


"Alright let's concentrate. Did Nani hand-ball? Yes. Was there an advantage for Tottenham? No.
Logical conclusion is therefore...goal for Man U! Crap, why is this migraine thing starting again?"

Mark Clattenburg's decision to award Nani his "goal" is, let's be fair, one of the worst decisions we at WWaB have EVER seen on a football pitch.

Hand of God? Scummy Diego did move his head to act like he didn't use his hand.

Germany's goal against England at the 2010 World Cup? Ref not helped at all by his blind (recurrent theme here!) linesman nor by fat Sepp's decision to ban the use of video replays.

Atwell's decision not to award the infamous "shadow goal" last season during Bristol City-Crystal Palace? Actually we have no excuse for that one either, the whole stadium saw it. Even the guy selling the pies underneath the stand saw it. And it's not easy to see through all that grease!


These men sell pies. They still would ref better than Atwell and Clattenburg combined.

But let's get back to Clattenburg's howler. Let's recap (really?): Nani dives, wants a penalty, handballs it in that Ronaldo "I've been touched by air and fallen on my ass, give me that pen already" manner that we all love to hate and then acts like a cry-baby when he doesn't get the "decision". So far nothing abnormal. Even the fact Nani was seemingly suffering from convulsions (always a good way to make the crowd love you) wasn't particularly surprising. So far, Mark Clattenburg had gotten EVERYTHING RIGHT, even casually telling Nani to get up.


Obviously ball to hand


And then the inexplicable. Gomes being told to play on, accused by Clattenburg of taking too much time and using his advantage, and Nani allowed to score into an empty net.

Now there are a few explanations that we'd like to advance for Mark Clattenburg's decision:

1. He followed the letter of the law. Actually that is utter crap. He claimed he played advantage. Fair enough we say. But where was it? Where was the advantage for Tottenham in conceding the goal? And shouldn't Clattenburg have followed the letter of the law by booking Nani for his unashamed hand-ball and despicable behaviour?

2. He just doesn't care about messing up. Now we believe at WWaB that this argument carries considerable weight. Look at Clattenburg's reaction after the "goal" is scored. The man just shrugs his shoulders as if to say "I gave Gomes a chance to play advantage". This seems to indicate a total disregard for the consequences of his acts. Is this to do with the fact the FA doesn't seem to ever condemn referees who make outrageous mistakes? After all Graham Poll was still reffing until the 2006 World Cup despite being hated by the whole of the Prem and handing out imaginary red cards. Similarly Stuart Atwell hasn't had a good game in 5 years (ever since he's started reffing above the Ryman Premier League!) and yet still is in charge of big games.


3. He suffers from Old-Trafforditis. No this is not an old sickness coming back to haunt. No Black Death scare or something like that.
Example of what went on inside Mark Clattenburg's head whilst suffering from Old-Trafforditis on saturday:
"Should I just book Nani already? After all he's such a ****! Nah fair enough he didn't get his pen, not gonna book him needlessly. Wait! What is he doing now? Oh **** he's just had a go and scored! But if I disallow it I'm gonna have 74,000 loyal (nah we're only joking here!) fans screaming abuse at me. And Sir Alex is gonna fume as well. I can't have that. Wait! Let me go to my assistant and maybe blame it on him! Nah why bother? Even the FA don't dare to tell Fergie where he can stick his ban against the BBC, so why would I risk getting lynched (again we're joking. Lynching requires loyal and dedicated fans)? What's this? Rio is telling me it's a goal? It must be right, Rio would never lie (intentionally forgets Rio's drugs scandal)!Sod this I'll give the goal and then go home!"


Sometimes you just have to clap when something special happened.
And by "special" we don't mean his team's performance.
We mean Clattenburg. As in "special needs".


Old-Trafforditis is something pretty common for Premier League referees. It comes from years of Fergie treating the Prem like his personal backyard and the FA buckling under his aura. However Mark Clattenburg suffers from acute trafforditis, having already disallowed another perfectly valid goal when Roy Carroll (remember him?) fumbled a Pedro Mendes shot a few years ago.


Roy's just picking up something a ballboy just happened to forget in his goal


So please sign our petition for free prescription contact lenses for Mark Clattenburg. We honestly hope that will do the trick and he just happens to be blind. But please, just to be on the safe side, can you please also sign the petition to declare an injunction preventing him from being within 500 yard of Old Trafford?

Battenburg. Better ref than his human near-namesake.

Dortmund head top

Things we at WWaB love about the Bundesliga:

  1. The blatant disregard for the concept of defending
  2. Kamikaze German keepers
  3. The fact that they take the wind-ball (a.k.a. Jabulani) seriously
  4. Anyone can beat anyone (see 1, 2 and 3.)

As is pretty standard for Germany's top tier, all of those happened this weekend, with some big fixtures including the top two clashing in Mainz. It's safe to say that at the start of the season nobody would have predicted Mainz and Dortmund would be setting the pace in the Bundesliga, but thanks to their good starts and Bayern opening their campaign sluggishly, they found themselves fighting it out for first place on Sunday afternoon.

Key Game: Mainz 0-2 Borussia Dortmund

If this game showed anything it was that, although Mainz have come a long way, they need to beware of what we term 'doing a Hull' (somehow doing well early on before the world wakes up and realises they're actually rubbish). Dortmund started the stronger, with nerves showing in the home defence - a woeful offside trap allowing Lucas Barrios through, but his shot dribbled agonisingly past the post. Just four minutes later we saw the first of our keeper howlers; Wettklo doing his best Paul Robinson impression, with a total air shot at a backpass from his left back. Fortunately for Mainz, the ball trickled behind for a corner.

Then began the Mario Goetze masterclass, with his driving runs from left midfield causing the Mainz defence serious problems - the tricky winger forcing a decent save from Wettklo on 20 minutes after weaving his way past numerous tackles. The bubble burst six minutes later though, with that man Goetze dancing through the defence and finishing with typical German efficiency past Wettklo.

Mainz went into the half time break with it all to do, but they were granted a golden opportunity two minutes after the restart, with a needless hack from Subotic gifting the home side a penalty. Eugen Polanski stepped up, but his weak penalty was at a decent height and Weidenfeller easily pushed it away. You felt from this moment that the momentum had swung Dortmund's way, and the side in yellow capitalised after 67 minutes, Goetze again at the heart of it, drawing two defenders to him before sliding a lovely through ball between them for Barrios to round Wettklo and slot home. 2-0 it finished - Dortmund looking very solid indeed, but it will be interesting to see how they fare if injuries hit hard.

One to watch: Goetze celebrates his 26th minute opener

The Rest of the Weekend's action


FC Bayern 4-2 SC Freiburg

Daniel Pranjic was on song in this Friday evening fixture, laying on 3 assists for his team, but the Freiburg manager will undoubtedly be displeased at his team's defending from set-pieces. The Munich team took the lead (and doubled it) from corners, with first Demichelis, then Gomez heading home Pranjic's deliveries either side of half time with the Freiburg defence static. The away team pulled one back with a neat header from Reisinger, but just a few minutes later Bayern restored their two-goal advantage - Anatoliy Tymoschuk scoring his first goal for the club with a low drive after a sweeping counter attack. There was still time for a Toni Kroos screamer to make it 4-1, before Edson Braafheid turned into his own net late on to put a warmer tint on the scoreline for the Freiburg fans. Bayern looking strong.

1. FC Koeln 3-2 Hamburg SV

Life just isn't getting easier for Hamburg, the team looking a shadow of their former selves, and they fell to a hat-trick for Milivoje Novakovic - admittedly from about a combined 12 yards out! The hosts struck first thanks to their in-form striker, before HSV took the lead, first through Petric and then Heung Min Son. However, it was all to be in vain thanks to some very shaky defending which allowed Novakovic to pounce twice more, securing his first hat-trick in the Bundesliga, and a deserved 3 points for Koeln. Hamburg, however, have some serious problems.

Werder Bremen 2-3 Nuernberg

Life hasn't been easy for Werder either, and a failure to adequately replace Mesut Ozil may cost them dear this season if results like this become more common. Marko Marin however looks to be stepping up to the plate, the diminutive winger laying the opening goal on a plate for Hugo Almeida to head home (although the Nuernberg tracking was questionable to say the least!), and proved a constant threat with his jinking runs tormenting both full backs. However, abysmal defending coupled with clinical finishing cost Werder dear, with  the visitors scoring twice with practically their only two shots on target. Late into the second half, Werder were caught by the sucker-punch with a third goal for Nuernberg on the counter. Despite having 5 defenders in the box, Werder were unable to stop the visitors hitting first the bar, then the post, then finally scoring! Claudio Pizarro slotted home a late consolation, but the Werderaner need to have a serious look at their defence.

Wolfsburg 2-0 Stuttgart

We focused on Wolfsburg last week and it looks like their new 4-4-2 is finding some ground, with another home win against struggling Stuttgart. Admittedly, both their goals came from corners, with Simon Kjaer scoring his first goal for the club, before Edin Dzeko (who else?!) put the result beyond doubt. However, McClaren will certainly look for a way to better harness the talents of Diego in the number 10 spot, as their creativity was limited against Stuttgart. That being said, for a team that started the season leaking goals, this was a much improved defensive showing. As for Stuttgart, they offered very little in the VW-Arena, and whilst Wolfsburg hardly exhibited Brazilian flair, the visitors conjured up next to nothing over the ninety minutes. Ex-Spurs boss Christian Gross will be expecting much better in their next fixture - a huge match at home to Werder Bremen.

Kaiserslautern 3-0 Moenchengladbach

This match saw a contender for miss of the season from Gladbach's Idrissou, who somehow contrived to bobble a rebound past the post from 5 yards out with the goal gaping at 0-0 just before the hour mark. The 'other' team from Munich can't seem to buy a win at the moment, and with misses like this it is hardly surprising that they find themselves propping up the table. In typical fashion, the hosts took the lead a mere 5 minutes later, Tiffert curling home a gorgeous left footed strike from all of 30 yards. With Gladbach deflated, the hosts scored twice more to press home their advantage, first with Adam Nemec slotting home after a quick counter, and then Lakic finished it off, punishing an awful defensive error from left back Daerms.

St Pauli 1-3 Frankfurt

Bundesliga newcomers St Pauli took the lead thanks to a lack of miscommunication between Arsenal favourite Jens Lehmann and his defence, allowing Zambrano to slot home a clever backheel. Unfortunately Zambrano turned from hero to zero after a needless kick at Gekas gave the visitors a penalty, which Gekas duly picked himself up and scored just before the half-time interval. Things would only go from bad to worse for the home team, with Asamoah getting himself sent off for a silly second yellow card after 48 minutes. Ten minutes later, a Bolton-esque long ball took out the entire St Pauli defence for Gekas to slide underneath the keeper, before Caio capped a solid away performance by heading in at the far post.

Schalke 0-1 Leverkusen

Probably the most disappointing team in the league thus far has been Schalke, and another home loss left boos ringing around Gelsenkirchen at full time. Lady Luck has not been on their side recently, and when an early header from Huntelaar struck the crossbar, the home fans might well have felt hard done by. This feeling was exacerbated further when a second Huntelaar header struck the post early in the second half, with Adler well beaten. Unfortunately, for all Schalke's attacking guile in Farfan, they just don't seem to be able to find the back of the net - how they are missing Kevin Kuranyi. As is often the case in football, when you don't take your chances you are punished, and the killer blow came from Sam on 67 minutes, slotting past Neuer after burning the Schalke defence for pace. Worrying times at Gelsenkirchen, although next week's home game against St Pauli could be just what they need.

Hoffenheim 4-0 Hannover

Our final game of the weekend saw 3rd place Hoffenheim pulverise 4th place Hannover, after the stupid early dismissal of Schniederbach for two yellow cards (after just 20 minutes!) ruined the game as a spectacle. The hosts finally broke the deadlock after 41 minutes through a deflected shot from Gylfi Sigurdsson. Immediately after the restart they would double their lead from the spot, with Obasi leaving the defence for dead before being taken out. Sigurdsson stepped up to slot the spot-kick home for a 2-0 lead. Hannover's misery was compounded by a Demba Ba header from a Gylfi free-kick, and a Mlapa strike after a clinical counter-attack, but their manager is likely to be ruing the early red card.

Team of the Week

A great week for Dortmund and Hoffenheim.
Monday, 1 November 2010

Championship 'One to Watch': Keith Treacy


Keith Treacy is congratulated by his manager, Darren Ferguson,
after a clearly enthusiastic performance

"So, who's this so called 'gem'...?"
Our first ‘One to Watch’ player profile will focus on 22 year-old Preston North End youngster Keith Treacy. Four frustrating years under varying managers at Blackburn Rovers, including underwhelming loan spells at Stockport County and Sheffield United – although the player himself could argue a lack of playing time was to blame, making a total of only 20 appearances, 4 and 16 respectively, and scoring just one goal in that time – eventually ended when new Preston manager Darren Ferguson snapped then 21 year old Treacy up for an undisclosed fee on deadline day alongside the equivalently aged Paul Coutts, following Ferguson from previous club Peterborough United.

"And why should I pay attention?!"
Indeed, based on the stats above, you may be forgiven for questioning the logic behind Ferguson’s latest transfer. However, like his wily father, it seems that Ferguson Jnr. is capable of spotting and nurturing potential that others may have overlooked. Treacy’s performances in a white shirt in season 2010/11 have been very promising. In a team gasping for air above the turbulent waves that characterise the dreaded relegation zone and spearheaded by arguably the most convincing Santa Claus impersonator outside of Lapland in Jon Parkin (who admittedly has bagged seven goals to date), Treacy has often looked a cut above the rest in terms of ability so far this season. And, in fairness to the player, take a step back, and you can begin to understand why. Standing at 6 foot, Treacy not only has height on his side, but displays rapid pace, skill, vision and an eye for goal to sum up just some of the player’s raw ability. However, raw is a crucial word in this sentence and on occasions this season Treacy has failed to repeat the types of performance that, if consistent, would undoubtedly have the wandering eyes of the Premiership scouting network very focused indeed. Performances that have seen him notch 6 goals in 16 appearances so far this season – better than one in three, as a left winger – and the 5th greatest number of shots on target in the division: 23 in 14 games. And again, all this in a team, and with team-mates, that are currently underperforming in the Championship. If, for example, you take statistics for one of the currently accepted strongest wingers in the division: Jimmy Kebe of Reading, whose club is sitting in 6th, and match them against those of Treacy, with Preston currently sat in 21st, we feel the quality and worth of the player start to become apparent. Both players have scored 4 goals, both have assisted 2, while Treacy has managed a total of 37 shots on goal and Kebe 26, from the same position. Of course, we recognise it could then be argued that Kebe has a greater shot:goal ratio, but also point out that Treacy has achieved this statistic in a team that is producing very few goal scoring opportunities: the next greatest number of shots on goal comes courtesy of the ‘prolific’ Jon Parkin, who has managed just 19 – half that of his team-mate. In addition to a fantastic domestic autumn, Treacy's antics haven't gone unnoticed by Republic of Ireland manager Giovanni Trapattoni, with the Italian schemer handing Treacy his senior international debut on 11th August against Argentina.

"But... he's still in the Championship"
Ok, so we have pointed out the areas in which we believe Keith Treacy to be performing well; but of course he’s not all perfect. It appears that in addition to improving consistency, the attack-minded Treacy may also need to put in a few more training ground hours applying himself in the defensive department: as a left winger this season Treacy, in addition to 12 recorded fouls, has managed to receive one red card and concede two penalties! Considering Preston as an entire squad have only conceded three penalties all season, this isn’t a particularly CV boosting figure.

To summarise, we here at WWaB believe the ex-Blackburn midfielder is showing a lot of promise and ability that, if honed and maintained, could lead to him being courted by premiership clubs again before too long. Just work on those penalty area challenges Keith.

Transfer Review: Arsenal

With the season already a few months old, it is time to review the transfer policies of all Premiership clubs. We will grade each team according to their signings, with profiles on each player. Here is a recap of Arsenal's summer.


Arsenal fans have undoubtedly been some of the most patient in the Premiership in the last few years. The "In Arsène we trust" mantra is one which isn't taken lightly at the Emirates, and with good reason. However, this summer was already edgier than previous ones. After five years without trophies and Arsène continuing to put his faith in youngsters, even relatively poor ones (hello Denilson, Vela, Djourou, Traoré, etc), the Frenchman had to send a strong signal to his fans that he was still intent on winning trophies and not just playing it safe.

Without surprise all his signings were French-speaking, a realistic yet slightly depressing feature of Arsène's time at the club. Two central defenders, one from a Spanish club outside the top 2 and the other from a mid-table Ligue 1 team, were soon joined by a not-very-prolific striker from a Bordeaux side which had gone on an incredible downward spiral at the end of the 2009/2010 season. What's more two of them had basically been free transfers and the unknown Koscielny seemed overpriced. Not the stuff of dreams! However, as we will see and have seen so far, we have to give Arsène and his scouts credit.






Signings:
Sebastien Squillaci (Sevilla)
Experienced cover
Signed from Sevilla towards the end of the transfer window, Squillaci is a former French international with a decent European pedigree, having competed in the Champions' League with all his former clubs, even reaching the final with that improbable As Monaco side in 2003/2004. A strong no-nonsense central defender, he will probably be used as third-choice behind the younger partnership of Laurent Koscielny and Thomas Vermaelen. A safety blanket for a young back-line. His first few months have been relatively difficult, with problems adjusting to the physicality and pace of the Prem, and this was evident in the game against Chelsea when he let Anelka run through only for the mercurial Frenchman to miss an absolute sitter. Relatively cheap at around £3m Squillaci seems to us to be a safe investment in a position in which Arsenal needed cover.






Laurent Koscielny (Lorient)
Quick learner
A completely unknown player, even (relatively) in his native France, Laurent Koscielny has had an atypical career path before culminating in a move to the Emirates. After starting out at Ligue 2 (French Championship) side Guingamp, he then joined newly-promoted Ligue 2 side Tours FC. Showing utter class as a ball-playing and safe central defender, Koscielny then joined mid-table Ligue 1 team Lorient after having been voted in the Ligue 2 team of the year for 2008-2009 season. In his new team renowned for playing positive and slick football under the helm of Yoann Gourcuff's dad Christian, Koscielny adapted quickly to the pace of the highest echelon of French football, proving to be one of the best central defenders in the league. Recommended by Gilles Grimandi, Arsenal's scout for France, he was quickly snapped up by Arsenal in the summer. His performances have been nothing short of surprisingly good for a young player with only one season of top flight football behind him. Assured, strong in the air and deceptively quick, he looks the perfect complement to Thomas Vermaelen. He even scored a goal against Bolton and should have had another against Chelsea. In our views, one of the finds of the season so far.




Marouane Chamakh (Bordeaux)
Giving Arsenal another dimension
"I enjoy the aerial battles". After hearing this quote from Marouane Chamakh, Arsenal's new signing, it felt as if Arsène had made the wrong move. After all, when do Arsenal ever play the ball in the air? But Chamakh has shown he is not only a great header of the ball, settling in perfectly despite having no time to adapt due to injuries to RVP and Nicklas Bendtner and the continuous incompetence of Carlos Vela to lead the line despite flashes of brilliance. Despite not being particularly prolific, Marouane enjoys nothing more than participating in creating goals, whether he be the finisher or not. An unselfish striker, but not to the point of being Emile Heskey-unselfish/bad (as in not shooting when clean through and open goal!), Chamakh has already scored a few goals and given defenders nightmares by his constant physical battles. Probably the best free transfer in the Prem in the last few years, if he keeps his form going.




Grade: A. Arsenal, as usual, haven't spent much, with these three signings amounting to about £12m. But it has definitely been shrewd. A safe, experienced cover at CB and two starters (RVP has work on his hands!), both relatively young and in constant progress. Probably Arsenal's best summer of the last few years. But, despite Alex Song's encouraging performances, where is the much-needed defensive-minded holding midfielder that the Gunners have been searching for ever since Gilberto Silva's departure?

League One Best of the Weekend 31/10/10


Team of the Weekend

GK Paul Jones (Exeter)

DR Inigo Calderon (Brighton)

DC Peter Clarke (Huddersfield)

DC Antony Kay (Huddersfield)

DL Matt Fry (Charlton)

MR Scott Wagstaff (Charlton)

MC Radostin Kishishev (Brighton)

MC Stephen Dawson (Leyton Orient)

ML Dale Jennings (Tranmere)

F Bradley Wright-Phillips (Plymouth)

F Dean Bowditch (Yeovil)


Game of the Weekend

Yeovil 3-3 Swindon

In the 87th minute, leading 3-1, Yeovil must have thought they were home and dry. But Swindon showed the fighting spirit that go

t them to the Play Off Final last year to turn it around through quality goals from Morrison and McGovern. The game had begun in very predictable fashion with Charlie Austin getting his name on the scoresheet for the 7th time already this season. However, the Robins were pegged back just before half time, and Yeovil built on that goal in the second half until Swindon fought back to snatch a point from the jaws of defeat.


Player of the Weekend

Dale Jennings (Tranmere)

The game at Prenton Park this weekend really was the Dale Jennings show. The 17 year-old ran everything from the left side of midfield. He had a hand in every goal, grabbing himself 2 goals and also laying on 2 assists. He is faster than Usain Bolt, trickier than Cristiano Ronaldo and, for a right-footed player, has a left foot that would have Ryan Giggs turning in his grave. Don’t be surprised if you see this kid moving onwards and upwards in the January transfer window.



Performance of the Weekend

Brighton and Hove Albion

There really is only one team to choose from at the moment. Brighton are ripping League One to pieces and leaving destruction in their wake.

Having beaten Charlton 4-0 at the Valley, causing the Covered End choir to call for Phil Parkinson’s head, they had a similar effect at London Road as they comfortably took down another promotion contender and brought Gary Johnson’s position into question, despite the fact Peterborough still sit 5th in League One. Gus Poyet has got the Seagulls playing a style of football that wouldn’t look out of place in La Liga, and they enjoyed a League One-record 82% possession last week as they brushed aside Yeovil Town. This week, goals from Inigo Calderon and two from Ashley Barnes saw off the Posh. It’s just like watching Spain. Or Uruguay, maybe.


Goal of the Weekend

Dale Jennings' 2nd

With Tranmere already 2-1 up, Jennings received the ball on the left-hand corner of the penalty area before faking to go inside, cutting back and unleashing a powerful curling shot into the top right corner. Beautiful stuff from our player of the week.


Pass of the Weekend

Stephen Dawson for Orient’s 2nd goal

On the turn on the edge of the box, Dawson received the ball at pace and in one touch flicked it round his body Bergkamp-style for Dean Cox to run on to and put Orient 2-1 up. Skill, awareness and vision out of the top drawer. Definitely worth a watch.


Controversy of the Weekend

Carlisle penalty vs Bristol Rovers in the 90th minute

Carlisle were awarded a penalty in the final minute of their match away at Bristol Rovers for a very tenuous handball against Gary Sawyer in the six-yard box. Luckily for Carlisle, and also perhaps the referee’s safety, Mikkel Andersen saved Gary Madine’s penalty meaning that the two teams shared the points at the Memorial Stadium.

Saturday, 30 October 2010

Herr Schteve’s German exploits thus far…

                                             Big Steve enters the world of Fussball


As you may well remember, the man after whom our blog is lovingly named began his continental managerial career with this cringing interview, in which he put on a strange pseudo-Dutch accent in what can only have been an attempt to ‘bridge the culture gap’. However, this ludicrous start ultimately ended in success, with big Schteve bringing home a first ever Dutch Title to FC Twente Enschede, ahead of the more illustrious names of Ajax, PSV and Feyenoord, and, perhaps most impressively for a man who wasn’t afraid to splash the cash at Middlesbrough, without an embarrassment of riches. In fact, his inspired replacements of the departing Eljero Elia and Marko Arnautovic with Bryan Ruiz and the on-loan Miroslav Stoch proved crucial to Twente’s success.

Naturally, Steve drew interest from other clubs, notably VfL Wolfsburg, and on 11th May 2010, McClaren headed for the Bundesliga, and, thankfully, did not try to endear himself with any Monty Python walks or ill-advised German accents. To the outsider as well Wolfsburg seems like a great job to take – former Bundesliga champions (08-09), with serious finance courtesy of being a subsidiary of Volkswagen and a playing squad rich in talent would suggest that Steve can only build on his burgeoning reputation throughout Europe.

Certainly his summer transfer activity has been promising. Probably his major coup was not in fact a signing, but rather keeping hold of striker Edin Dzeko, who, with 65 goals in his previous two seasons, had been attracting more than passing glances from the twin powers of Manchester as well as many other would-be suitors, including an AC Milan still struggling to replace Shevchenko.


                                        Bosnia's £30 million-rated hitman

His purchases also seem very well-reasoned – Palermo’s young centre-back Simon Kjaer (undisclosed – believed around €10 million) had previously been linked with many other clubs across Europe, and would seem a ready-made partner for Andrea Barzagli. In addition, Wolfsburg announced the return to the Bundesliga of Brazilian playmaker Diego from an ill-fated spell at Juventus (€15.5 million) to bolster their midfield, with German international Arne Friedrich and Croatian Mario Mandzukic also joining the fold.

However, the season has not started quite as McClaren would have wished. An opening day fixture away to Bayern Munich is hardly how he would have hoped to open his account, and they were unlucky to lose 2-1 thanks to a 93rd minute strike from Bastian Schweinsteiger. Sadly, they would also go on to lose their next two games, the first a reminder of that classic game of two halves between Tottenham and Man Utd, with die Wölfe taking a 3-0 lead only to capitulate 4-3 at home to Mainz, and the second a 2-0 loss away at Dortmund, courtesy of a stunning strike from Nuri Sahin.

After this game, McClaren reverted (after a certain amount of pressure from his players) to a standard 4-4-2 from his preferred 4-2-3-1 from his Twente days, recalling Grafite to partner Dzeko in the same system that brought them their title win back in 2009. This change, admittedly helped by some easier fixtures, resulted in 9 points from their next three games; a 2-0 win at home to Hannover followed by a 3-1 win away at Hamburg and finally a 2-1 home victory over Freiburg – with all but one of the goals coming from either Dzeko or Grafite.


                                             Dzeko and Grafite in their 2009 heyday


A draw against Gladbach was followed with more concerning news: that of an injury to rock-solid keeper Diego Benaglio, with the reserve reserve Martin Hitz taking over in goal for the next few games. Sadly, Hitz had a bit of a nightmare with Wolfsburg 2-0 up at home to Bayer Leverkusen, demonstrating that rush of blood to the head all too common with German goalies. In trying to punch a cross clear, Hitz managed to miss the ball by miles, allowing Simon Rolfes to head into an empty net. They lost the game 3-2, and would go on to lose away to Nürnberg as well.

It would be harsh to judge Steve’s success after a mere nine games, yet given his previous success at Twente, 10 points of a possible 27 has to be seen as a poor start to the season, with Wolfsburg languishing in 13th place. His defensive partnership of Barzagli and Kjaer have yet to really gel, with both being guilty of individual mistakes, whilst he attempted to mould his players to the system at the beginning of the season, rather than the other way around.

However, he has learnt from this mistake, and Wolfsburg have looked much more dangerous since reverting to their more familiar 4-4-2. There are positives in that both Grafite and Dzeko are firing on all cylinders, whilst Diego has had a good start to life back in the Bundesliga. There have also been very few tougher starts than Bayern away, followed by the current top two with Mainz at home and Dortmund away. In addition, Benaglio’s return any day now should add confidence behind the wavering defence, and whilst clean sheets are a rarity in the Bundesliga, having a Swiss number one won’t hurt! This weekend’s fixture at the Volkswagen Arena against Stuttgart, who are also floundering, should give them a chance to rise up the table, and with the options they have in attack, once Steve sorts the defence out, it would be highly surprising should the green-and-whites continue to struggle in the lower reaches of the table.

Top Scorers

Grafite - 6 goals
Dzeko - 5 goals
Diego - 3 goals